Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Banana attacks Gorilla

Who are the Police of Strongsville, Ohio chasing after tonight, not murders of thefts, tonight the police are searching for a Banana:
Ohio Shop's Gorilla Mascot attacked by Banana: Fox News
A Cell-phone store's mascot gorilla was attacked by a kid in a Banana costume. The Kid "flew" in and attacked the mascot before splitting.

The Banana flew over from the bushes and leaped onto the Gorilla. Store manager Brandon Parham who witnessed the incident said: 
"The Kid was in mid air, flying. He just looked like a spartan from that move "300", expet he was a banana." 
After attacking the Gorilla, the Kid in the Banana costume split, running away from the store with a few other kids. The Gorilla was not hurt by the Banana, after the attack he got up, adjusted his head and continued waving his sign. When asked Parham said the situation was bizarre:
"This is Just bizarre, it's really not normal of the food chain, that's not how it works, the gorilla should have won."
Police are still on the look out for the Banana at large, they have already arrested several hundred bananas from a supermarket for questioning.

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